for 2022 & beyond!


Comedy Show
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Fly backs | Cruise work | Holiday Resorts |

Casinos/Hotels | Comedy DJ | Live act

Sit back and enjoy this fast paced comedy treat.... including vocals, magic, audience participation, professional voiceovers  and plenty of humour. 

Using a modern computer and quick fire keyboard this original show will leave your guests wanting more.
Includes several put downs and stand up! 

A time served professional show that has worked aboard, at sea and in the UK holiday parks.

Various show lengths are available but generally a 45m to 1 hour spot is what does the trick...

The show contains innuendo and comedy magic plus lots of audience interaction and joining in... perfect for a family environment or stepped up a gear for an adult audience.


Exclusively represented by Jo Martin for all cruise work

"You were fantastic, I will recommend you to everyone I  come across"

"Darren had heaps of personality, really got the room going with a fantastic set list to match....funny as!"

''Just had to let you know Darren Clynes was nothing short of brilliant tonight. He absolutely nailed it! By far the best solo act we’ve had this year. He made the weekend for the holiday makers. Will definitely have him back soon. Many thanks Geoff''

Haven Holidays

Unison UK

Beachcomber Holiday Park 2018

Get some great entertainment for your ship, venue, park or hotel