I AM LOOKING FOR SOME CRUISE REPRESENTATION FOR MY COMEDY ACT IN 2026
Currently free of any agency ties going into 2026
Quick Biography
With over 30 years in professional entertainment, Darren is a seasoned performer whose career spans music, comedy, and live hosting across the UK and abroad. From prestigious venues and large-scale events to holiday parks, hotels, and cruises, Darren has built a reputation as a dynamic, reliable, and crowd-pleasing act.
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Starting out as a mobile DJ in 1986, Darren quickly progressed to become a presenter at the world-famous Frontier Club in the early 1990s. From there, he honed his craft across the Northern club circuit, developing the strong stage presence and versatile skill set that have defined his career.
He went on to headline the national tour of The 70’s Show – Busstop with his much-loved comedy character Tony Loveshaft, and later lived and performed in Spain. In 2009, he was signed by a UK record label for the release of an original single, showcasing his musical talent alongside his comedy and hosting work.
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Darren has worked extensively for major UK holiday companies, hotels, and entertainment venues, consistently delivering high-quality performances tailored to a wide range of audiences. His comedy and variety shows are known for their polish, professionalism, and wide appeal.
For the past two seasons, he has been a regular performer in Blackpool, completing 32 shows each year to enthusiastic crowds.
In addition, Darren served as Cruise Manager and Resident Entertainer for DFDS Mini Cruises, where he performed his act nightly while managing entertainment operations — further demonstrating his versatility and leadership within the entertainment industry.
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A true professional and consummate entertainer, Darren Clynes brings experience, charisma, and a proven ability to engage audiences wherever he performs. Whether on land or at sea, he continues to deliver first-class entertainment with energy, humour, and a touch of class.
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From the Beachcomber Holiday Park-
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''Just had to let you know Darren Clynes was nothing short of brilliant tonight. He absolutely nailed it! By far the best solo act we’ve had this year. He made the weekend for the holiday makers. Will definitely have him back soon' Geoff
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From the Trearddur Bay Hotel-
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''You were absolutely brilliant!'
Jamie